Sometimes people say things that just don’t make sense and even when you ask, no answer is forthcoming. I blame the Asians, sorry guys I love you, but you need to lay off the opium.
You: hey
Stranger: Spring brother is true man
You: i dont know what that is
Stranger: heh
Stranger: Where are you from
You: seriously i dont
You: australia
Stranger: o
You: where are u from?
Stranger: china
You: whats spring brother?
Stranger: you don't know
You: um no....
Stranger: ???
You: i dont know what spring brother is
Stranger: nothing
You: wow, ur weird, this is totally going on my blog
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-C
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Anicechat Foray
As the Omegling of the day was progressing rather slow (waaaaay too many Chinese and Koreans seeking actual conversation - who'da thunk it?) I decided to see if anicechat.net offered any better prospects. While somewhat more tame than we are used to on Omegle, I nonetheless had fun.
BLEEP: hey
Gavin: Hello
Gavin: Bloop
BLEEP: where are you from?
Gavin: Australia
BLEEP: im bleep, fool! haha
BLEEP: cool! :D what time is it there?
Gavin: Nigh on 2:30 am.
BLEEP: ohhh haha
BLEEP: up late talking dirty to strangers? hahaha
Gavin: I don't remember ever talking dirty.
Gavin: But that's the gist of it, yeah.
BLEEP: hahaha, im kidding :D
BLEEP: HAHAHAH
BLEEP: dirty Gavin.
Gavin: Naughty Bloop
BLEEP: BLEEEEEEP
BLEEP: O_O
Gavin: I prefer Bloop.
Gavin: As in Bleep Bloop.
BLEEP: HAHA
BLEEP: :|
BLEEP: wait, that wasn't funny.
BLEEP: WAIT, I KNOW BLEEP BLOOP! youtube thinggy!
Gavin: Collegehumor
BLEEP: haha, yeah! amir is the coolest
BLEEP: hahaha
Gavin: Huzzah!
Gavin: By far.
BLEEP: hahaha!
BLEEP: waaaait, i think. arghhh, im a guy by the way. people say i talk like a girl. sorry if i mislead you? hahaha
Gavin: I did not for one moment think you were a girl.
BLEEP: hahaha, oh okay. THANK YOU. haha
BLEEP: how old are you?
Gavin: 18
BLEEP: oh cool :D
BLEEP: hey Gavin, can i ask you a question?
Gavin: I believe you just did.
Gavin: But go ahead, ask another.
BLEEP: oh okay, im done.
BLEEP: hahaha, oh good thank you
BLEEP: welllllllll, i have this Australian friend, and well, one night, my friends and i showed each other our... things! haha, and his was very... well, let's just say he didn't look happy when he saw ours! haha, well.... i just wanted to ask... umm how big is your... dick?
Gavin: It's big enough.
BLEEP: ohh, how big is big enough?
Gavin: Big enough that I've never had any complaints.
Gavin: Oh my.
BLEEP: hahaha
Gavin: I wonder what this little Terminate button does.
BLEEP: oh
BLEEP: :(
BLEEP: sorry
BLEEP: haha
Gavin: Are you really?
BLEEP: well... argh i was just curious :( im sorryyy
BLEEP: haha
Gavin: I doubt anyone who has the audacity to bare his privates to a foreign stranger would really feel remorse for just speaking about it
BLEEP: agh, fine. it was very... rude.
Gavin: Quite!
BLEEP: haha, im sorry! it was just
BLEEP: bothering me a bit!
BLEEP: haha
Gavin: You don't say.
BLEEP: umm well it's like what if you found out that
BLEEP: hmm, okay i can't think of a metaphor or analogy
BLEEP: sooo
BLEEP: :D yeah! im just really sorry.
Gavin: Well thank you.
BLEEP: haha, does that mean you don't think that the whole world is full of perverts? :(
Gavin: No.
Gavin: Just the USA mostly.
BLEEP: hahahahaha!
BLEEP: have you ever gone to the US?
Gavin: Yes.
BLEEP: ohh cool! haha, was it full of perverts? hahaha or were they hiding?
Gavin: I think they all hide on the Internet.
BLEEP: hahahaha
BLEEP: have you gone anywhere else besides the US?
Gavin: New Zealand
BLEEP: :| isn't that in australia? hahha, oops
Gavin: That's it.
Gavin: Oh my.
Gavin: You MUST be American.
BLEEP: WHAT!?
BLEEP: NO!
BLEEP: wait
BLEEP: YES
BLEEP: :D
BLEEP: i am an american!
Gavin: There ya go.
BLEEP: haha, how tall are you, gavin?
BLEEP: hahaha, yes believe that i am american. suckeerrr
BLEEP: HAHAHA
Gavin: You are American in spirit, don't worry.
BLEEP: hahaha
BLEEP: im sorry! im the worse at geography! :(
BLEEP: test me in science or something! hahaha
Gavin: I'm not your teacher.
BLEEP: haha, okay then
BLEEP: are you in college now?
Gavin: I'm at University.
BLEEP: ohh what course are you taking?
Gavin: Engineering.
BLEEP: cool! haha
BLEEP: how long until you graduate?
Gavin: It's a 5 year course.
BLEEP: ohhh
BLEEP: good luck! haha
Gavin: Thanks.
BLEEP: do you have school tomorrow?
Gavin: No.
BLEEP: why not? summer vacation there?
Gavin: No.
BLEEP: weekend?
Gavin: For one thing, it's the weekend.
BLEEP: ohhhh, hahahaha
Gavin: And even then.
Gavin: I'm on Winter Holidays.
BLEEP: ohhhh
BLEEP: does it snow there?
Gavin: Not where I live.
BLEEP: ohhh haha
BLEEP: is gavin your real name?
Gavin: Yes.
BLEEP: haha, nice name :D
Gavin: Thanks.
BLEEP: can i ask you another question?
Gavin: Go for it.
BLEEP: hahaha, well umm, have you ever seen the... things of your friends?
Gavin: Define things.
BLEEP: ARGHH! hahaha
BLEEP: well their... dicks! >_>
Gavin: You seem to be preoccupied with male genitalia.
BLEEP: nooo!
BLEEP: it's not that!
BLEEP: haha, it's just that im wondering if it's just me and my friends!
Gavin: Yes.
Gavin: It is.
BLEEP: hahaha, i mean you're not curious abuot your friends?
Gavin: Not in the slightest.
BLEEP: about*
BLEEP: ohhh
BLEEP: oh okay :|
BLEEP: hahahaha
Gavin: Any more penis-centric questions?
Gavin: It's best to get them off your chest.
BLEEP: hahahahaha
BLEEP: i don't think there are anymore
BLEEP: but i might think of a few more later
BLEEP: haha
BLEEP: im kidding 8|
BLEEP: 8-|*
Gavin: If only I could believe you.
BLEEP: :O
BLEEP: well i can't think of anything else to ask! hahaha
Gavin: Perhaps it's time we part then.
BLEEP: do you eat... marmalade!? \:D/
Gavin: I'm sure you're burning to ask others about penises.
BLEEP: nooo
Gavin: And no, I am not partial to marmalade.
BLEEP: just some australian, like my friend. haha
BLEEP: i thought that was popular in australia? is it popular? haha
Gavin: It's no more popular than any other breakfast spread.
BLEEP: oh. hahahaha
BLEEP: do you eat rice, pasta or bread?
Gavin: All of the above.
BLEEP: haha, well usually?
Gavin: Yes.
BLEEP: :| i didn't ask a yes or no question.
BLEEP: hahaha
Gavin: I usually eat them.
BLEEP: hahahahahah
BLEEP: WHAT!? hahaha
Gavin: It is not unusual for me to eat them.
BLEEP: fine
BLEEP: which do you eat THE MOST OFTEN?
BLEEP: or FREQUENTLY whatever! hahaha
Gavin: Bread.
BLEEP: ohhh
BLEEP: what's your favorite food?
Gavin: Mexican.
BLEEP: haha mexican people?
BLEEP: haha, kidding. like what? tacos?
Gavin: No.
Gavin: People.
BLEEP: hahahahahha
Gavin: Australia is a continent of cannibals.
BLEEP: you butthead!
BLEEP: hahaha
BLEEP: i
BLEEP: have always wanted
BLEEP: to eat a latino baby
Gavin: As long as he had a penis.
BLEEP: :(
Gavin: Wth which you could draw comparison to your own.
BLEEP: argh! im not interested in babies! hahaha
Gavin: Ok.
BLEEP: what time is it there?
Gavin: Just about 3 am.
Gavin: I think you may have already asked this.
BLEEP: haha, time doesn't stop
Gavin: Yet it goes at the same rate as yours.
BLEEP: argh, well i forgot!
BLEEP: and besides, i already forgot what time you told me, too.
Gavin: Memory too full of penis calculations.
BLEEP: >_>
Gavin: Well if you'll excuse me.
BLEEP: bye
Gavin: I'm afraid I must away with me.
BLEEP: :D
Gavin: Goodbye!
BLEEP: goodbye gavin!
BLEEP: haha, you're pretty nice if you didn't keep making jokes about me
BLEEP: haha goodnight
BLEEP: hey
Gavin: Hello
Gavin: Bloop
BLEEP: where are you from?
Gavin: Australia
BLEEP: im bleep, fool! haha
BLEEP: cool! :D what time is it there?
Gavin: Nigh on 2:30 am.
BLEEP: ohhh haha
BLEEP: up late talking dirty to strangers? hahaha
Gavin: I don't remember ever talking dirty.
Gavin: But that's the gist of it, yeah.
BLEEP: hahaha, im kidding :D
BLEEP: HAHAHAH
BLEEP: dirty Gavin.
Gavin: Naughty Bloop
BLEEP: BLEEEEEEP
BLEEP: O_O
Gavin: I prefer Bloop.
Gavin: As in Bleep Bloop.
BLEEP: HAHA
BLEEP: :|
BLEEP: wait, that wasn't funny.
BLEEP: WAIT, I KNOW BLEEP BLOOP! youtube thinggy!
Gavin: Collegehumor
BLEEP: haha, yeah! amir is the coolest
BLEEP: hahaha
Gavin: Huzzah!
Gavin: By far.
BLEEP: hahaha!
BLEEP: waaaait, i think. arghhh, im a guy by the way. people say i talk like a girl. sorry if i mislead you? hahaha
Gavin: I did not for one moment think you were a girl.
BLEEP: hahaha, oh okay. THANK YOU. haha
BLEEP: how old are you?
Gavin: 18
BLEEP: oh cool :D
BLEEP: hey Gavin, can i ask you a question?
Gavin: I believe you just did.
Gavin: But go ahead, ask another.
BLEEP: oh okay, im done.
BLEEP: hahaha, oh good thank you
BLEEP: welllllllll, i have this Australian friend, and well, one night, my friends and i showed each other our... things! haha, and his was very... well, let's just say he didn't look happy when he saw ours! haha, well.... i just wanted to ask... umm how big is your... dick?
Gavin: It's big enough.
BLEEP: ohh, how big is big enough?
Gavin: Big enough that I've never had any complaints.
Gavin: Oh my.
BLEEP: hahaha
Gavin: I wonder what this little Terminate button does.
BLEEP: oh
BLEEP: :(
BLEEP: sorry
BLEEP: haha
Gavin: Are you really?
BLEEP: well... argh i was just curious :( im sorryyy
BLEEP: haha
Gavin: I doubt anyone who has the audacity to bare his privates to a foreign stranger would really feel remorse for just speaking about it
BLEEP: agh, fine. it was very... rude.
Gavin: Quite!
BLEEP: haha, im sorry! it was just
BLEEP: bothering me a bit!
BLEEP: haha
Gavin: You don't say.
BLEEP: umm well it's like what if you found out that
BLEEP: hmm, okay i can't think of a metaphor or analogy
BLEEP: sooo
BLEEP: :D yeah! im just really sorry.
Gavin: Well thank you.
BLEEP: haha, does that mean you don't think that the whole world is full of perverts? :(
Gavin: No.
Gavin: Just the USA mostly.
BLEEP: hahahahaha!
BLEEP: have you ever gone to the US?
Gavin: Yes.
BLEEP: ohh cool! haha, was it full of perverts? hahaha or were they hiding?
Gavin: I think they all hide on the Internet.
BLEEP: hahahaha
BLEEP: have you gone anywhere else besides the US?
Gavin: New Zealand
BLEEP: :| isn't that in australia? hahha, oops
Gavin: That's it.
Gavin: Oh my.
Gavin: You MUST be American.
BLEEP: WHAT!?
BLEEP: NO!
BLEEP: wait
BLEEP: YES
BLEEP: :D
BLEEP: i am an american!
Gavin: There ya go.
BLEEP: haha, how tall are you, gavin?
BLEEP: hahaha, yes believe that i am american. suckeerrr
BLEEP: HAHAHA
Gavin: You are American in spirit, don't worry.
BLEEP: hahaha
BLEEP: im sorry! im the worse at geography! :(
BLEEP: test me in science or something! hahaha
Gavin: I'm not your teacher.
BLEEP: haha, okay then
BLEEP: are you in college now?
Gavin: I'm at University.
BLEEP: ohh what course are you taking?
Gavin: Engineering.
BLEEP: cool! haha
BLEEP: how long until you graduate?
Gavin: It's a 5 year course.
BLEEP: ohhh
BLEEP: good luck! haha
Gavin: Thanks.
BLEEP: do you have school tomorrow?
Gavin: No.
BLEEP: why not? summer vacation there?
Gavin: No.
BLEEP: weekend?
Gavin: For one thing, it's the weekend.
BLEEP: ohhhh, hahahaha
Gavin: And even then.
Gavin: I'm on Winter Holidays.
BLEEP: ohhhh
BLEEP: does it snow there?
Gavin: Not where I live.
BLEEP: ohhh haha
BLEEP: is gavin your real name?
Gavin: Yes.
BLEEP: haha, nice name :D
Gavin: Thanks.
BLEEP: can i ask you another question?
Gavin: Go for it.
BLEEP: hahaha, well umm, have you ever seen the... things of your friends?
Gavin: Define things.
BLEEP: ARGHH! hahaha
BLEEP: well their... dicks! >_>
Gavin: You seem to be preoccupied with male genitalia.
BLEEP: nooo!
BLEEP: it's not that!
BLEEP: haha, it's just that im wondering if it's just me and my friends!
Gavin: Yes.
Gavin: It is.
BLEEP: hahaha, i mean you're not curious abuot your friends?
Gavin: Not in the slightest.
BLEEP: about*
BLEEP: ohhh
BLEEP: oh okay :|
BLEEP: hahahaha
Gavin: Any more penis-centric questions?
Gavin: It's best to get them off your chest.
BLEEP: hahahahaha
BLEEP: i don't think there are anymore
BLEEP: but i might think of a few more later
BLEEP: haha
BLEEP: im kidding 8|
BLEEP: 8-|*
Gavin: If only I could believe you.
BLEEP: :O
BLEEP: well i can't think of anything else to ask! hahaha
Gavin: Perhaps it's time we part then.
BLEEP: do you eat... marmalade!? \:D/
Gavin: I'm sure you're burning to ask others about penises.
BLEEP: nooo
Gavin: And no, I am not partial to marmalade.
BLEEP: just some australian, like my friend. haha
BLEEP: i thought that was popular in australia? is it popular? haha
Gavin: It's no more popular than any other breakfast spread.
BLEEP: oh. hahahaha
BLEEP: do you eat rice, pasta or bread?
Gavin: All of the above.
BLEEP: haha, well usually?
Gavin: Yes.
BLEEP: :| i didn't ask a yes or no question.
BLEEP: hahaha
Gavin: I usually eat them.
BLEEP: hahahahahah
BLEEP: WHAT!? hahaha
Gavin: It is not unusual for me to eat them.
BLEEP: fine
BLEEP: which do you eat THE MOST OFTEN?
BLEEP: or FREQUENTLY whatever! hahaha
Gavin: Bread.
BLEEP: ohhh
BLEEP: what's your favorite food?
Gavin: Mexican.
BLEEP: haha mexican people?
BLEEP: haha, kidding. like what? tacos?
Gavin: No.
Gavin: People.
BLEEP: hahahahahha
Gavin: Australia is a continent of cannibals.
BLEEP: you butthead!
BLEEP: hahaha
BLEEP: i
BLEEP: have always wanted
BLEEP: to eat a latino baby
Gavin: As long as he had a penis.
BLEEP: :(
Gavin: Wth which you could draw comparison to your own.
BLEEP: argh! im not interested in babies! hahaha
Gavin: Ok.
BLEEP: what time is it there?
Gavin: Just about 3 am.
Gavin: I think you may have already asked this.
BLEEP: haha, time doesn't stop
Gavin: Yet it goes at the same rate as yours.
BLEEP: argh, well i forgot!
BLEEP: and besides, i already forgot what time you told me, too.
Gavin: Memory too full of penis calculations.
BLEEP: >_>
Gavin: Well if you'll excuse me.
BLEEP: bye
Gavin: I'm afraid I must away with me.
BLEEP: :D
Gavin: Goodbye!
BLEEP: goodbye gavin!
BLEEP: haha, you're pretty nice if you didn't keep making jokes about me
BLEEP: haha goodnight
Monday, June 29, 2009
4chan Troll
G here, this is just one of those generic 4chan trolling moments that seems to plague omegle. This is no different to any other 4chan conversation, but i thought it served as a good example of how they are for people who are fortunate enough to never have met one :). So i disguise myself as a vaguely illiterate teenager to milk some of his more "out-there" opinions.
Stranger: hello
You: hi!
Stranger: aids anyone?
You: what do u mean?
You: aids?
You: like the disease?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you want aids?
You: i dont have aids
You: oh
You: no
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: it is fun
You: because it makes you get spots
You: and u can die
Stranger: ahhh... do you have anybody around you who has aids?
You: no
Stranger: how do you know about them spots?
You: tom hanks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: australia
Stranger: ahh good
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger: youngster
You: no :P
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: you cant drink
You: i can too
Stranger: it is illegal, you can go to prison for that
You: you cant
Stranger: yes you can. they they pass you aids in prison. be careful.
You: only if its not on private land
You: y u always talk of aids?!
Stranger: why not? it is fun...
Stranger: and who likes tom hanks anyway??? i am glad he died of aids.
You: oh no
You: he is a nice man
Stranger: he is homosexual.
Stranger: he is burning in hell right now.
You: no only in that movie
You: gays dont burn in hell!
Stranger: no it is true.
Stranger: i have gay friend who died and he is burning in hell since that time. he sends me messages via mind-link.
You: u r very strange
Stranger: they burn in hell in order to heat the heaven. you know otherwise you can catch cold in heaven. it is a cold palce.
You: heaven doesnt need gays to burn
You: god can heat them
Stranger: well he sinners get burned in giant burners, they heat the water which circulates in the radiators of the heaven.
Stranger: believe or not. it is that simple.
You: u sound smart but i dont think thats true
You: if that were true they would burn coal like we do not gays
Stranger: there is no coal in heaven. coal is an earth mineral, not heaven's.
You: why cant they burn other ppl then?
You: like hitler
You: or terrorists
Stranger: they burn them as well. all the sinners.
You: lol u try very hard to say everyone is a sinner but i dont think like this
Stranger: 1. sinners get burned in hell
2. heat produced from sinners, boil the water of the heaven's radiators
3. heaven gets warm
4. ???
5. profit
You: what is step 4
Stranger: it is the transition stage. between 3 and 5.
You: why do they need profit
You: they are heaven
Stranger: profit is the meaning of the eternity.
You: u speak very strangely
You: like shakespeare except very wrong
Stranger: because i am trolling you
You: trolling?
Stranger: yeah... making fun of you.
You: y would u make fun of me?
Stranger: why not...
You: thats stupid
Stranger: sorry
It had reached that time when I couldn't take anymore. I had to end it, and personally, I think I handled it with aplomb.
You: Oh for fuck's sake kid!
You: Start cybering so I can start wanking, all this foreplay is fucking retarded.
Stranger: go to the burners
Stranger: move along
You: Quit that and start talking that little girl crap that you trolls always do.
You: Seriously, if I don't bust this eager nut soon heads are gonna roll!
Stranger: dude i am older than you...
and i am from the internet. nothing can hurt me.
You: I wouldn't be so sure of any of that.
You: At least, not the first one.
Stranger: come on man it is getting cooler in here, get in to the burners...
You: If I keep playing along with your retarded 4chan shit, will you start talking like a little bitch so I can finally get my wank on?
Stranger: you can wank to that omega on the upper left corner.
Stranger: have fun with your aids, asshole.
You: What’s the matter?
You: Did I ruin your fun?
You: Go on and cry like it hurts.
You: Cry for daddy baby.
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: hi!
Stranger: aids anyone?
You: what do u mean?
You: aids?
You: like the disease?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you want aids?
You: i dont have aids
You: oh
You: no
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: it is fun
You: because it makes you get spots
You: and u can die
Stranger: ahhh... do you have anybody around you who has aids?
You: no
Stranger: how do you know about them spots?
You: tom hanks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: australia
Stranger: ahh good
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger: youngster
You: no :P
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: you cant drink
You: i can too
Stranger: it is illegal, you can go to prison for that
You: you cant
Stranger: yes you can. they they pass you aids in prison. be careful.
You: only if its not on private land
You: y u always talk of aids?!
Stranger: why not? it is fun...
Stranger: and who likes tom hanks anyway??? i am glad he died of aids.
You: oh no
You: he is a nice man
Stranger: he is homosexual.
Stranger: he is burning in hell right now.
You: no only in that movie
You: gays dont burn in hell!
Stranger: no it is true.
Stranger: i have gay friend who died and he is burning in hell since that time. he sends me messages via mind-link.
You: u r very strange
Stranger: they burn in hell in order to heat the heaven. you know otherwise you can catch cold in heaven. it is a cold palce.
You: heaven doesnt need gays to burn
You: god can heat them
Stranger: well he sinners get burned in giant burners, they heat the water which circulates in the radiators of the heaven.
Stranger: believe or not. it is that simple.
You: u sound smart but i dont think thats true
You: if that were true they would burn coal like we do not gays
Stranger: there is no coal in heaven. coal is an earth mineral, not heaven's.
You: why cant they burn other ppl then?
You: like hitler
You: or terrorists
Stranger: they burn them as well. all the sinners.
You: lol u try very hard to say everyone is a sinner but i dont think like this
Stranger: 1. sinners get burned in hell
2. heat produced from sinners, boil the water of the heaven's radiators
3. heaven gets warm
4. ???
5. profit
You: what is step 4
Stranger: it is the transition stage. between 3 and 5.
You: why do they need profit
You: they are heaven
Stranger: profit is the meaning of the eternity.
You: u speak very strangely
You: like shakespeare except very wrong
Stranger: because i am trolling you
You: trolling?
Stranger: yeah... making fun of you.
You: y would u make fun of me?
Stranger: why not...
You: thats stupid
Stranger: sorry
It had reached that time when I couldn't take anymore. I had to end it, and personally, I think I handled it with aplomb.
You: Oh for fuck's sake kid!
You: Start cybering so I can start wanking, all this foreplay is fucking retarded.
Stranger: go to the burners
Stranger: move along
You: Quit that and start talking that little girl crap that you trolls always do.
You: Seriously, if I don't bust this eager nut soon heads are gonna roll!
Stranger: dude i am older than you...
and i am from the internet. nothing can hurt me.
You: I wouldn't be so sure of any of that.
You: At least, not the first one.
Stranger: come on man it is getting cooler in here, get in to the burners...
You: If I keep playing along with your retarded 4chan shit, will you start talking like a little bitch so I can finally get my wank on?
Stranger: you can wank to that omega on the upper left corner.
Stranger: have fun with your aids, asshole.
You: What’s the matter?
You: Did I ruin your fun?
You: Go on and cry like it hurts.
You: Cry for daddy baby.
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Friday, June 26, 2009
The Cat Lady
I think we will start BIG. This is probably one of the more interesting conversations we as crusaders have ever seen. It all started when we met this guy on Omegle and invited him to converse with my friend, his friend and I on Skype, via microphone. This person, who shall remain nameless was very interested in joining our ranks as a crusader and instantly set forth on a quest to find the most depraved people on the internet, and with great skill i will add. The "lady" he found was dubbed the cat lady for obvious reasons. I will attempt to paraphrase as it was a very long conversation but you will understand.
You: hi
Stranger: DO RE MI
Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: asl?
Stranger: HIGHFIVE!
Stranger: 19 fem
Stranger: scotland
You: lol 14/f/usa
This is a pretty normal conversation starting point with both parties lying about both their age and their gender. But then things started to get abit weird
Stranger: Lets have a battle
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: *low jab*
Stranger: stranger got hit!
You: lol
You: I have no idea what u are doing
And then it just got worse
Stranger: Okay ^^'
Stranger: *gives you some milk* ;3
You: lol
You: thanks
You: I don't actually like milk all that much. only every now and then
Stranger: aha okay XD
Stranger: oh you dropped some milk on your shirt.. ;D
Stranger: I have a MJ mask.. btw
You: a what?
Stranger: Michael Jackson
You: lol that's kinda scary
Stranger: yes it is! xd
Stranger: planning to walk with it today
Stranger: outside
You: lol
Stranger: I wanna see the reactions
You: ppl are going to think u are crazy
Stranger: I am v_v XD
Stranger: and I dont care ;3
fyi, this was about 1 day after MJ passed away, and all ready "she" is making jokes about it, i mean come on... And then suddenly, the line that found the weirdnes line, and raped it behind a McDonalds....
Stranger: *approaches the stranger and licks the milk from her chest*
Stranger: meow
You: haha
Stranger: tastes good miss ;D
and it gets worse
Stranger: aww so you like girls also :d
You: haha I dunno
Stranger: :3!
Stranger: it looks some milk went into your bra miss... meow
You: lol
Stranger: I will get it now.. ;3
Stranger: gently I undo the stranger of her bra.. ;3
Stranger: 'ahh there it is!'
You: lol there what is?
Stranger: milk that you spilled ;D
Stranger: and of course.. your firm breasts.. v_v
Stranger: *licks up the milk from the strangerrrr*
Stranger: oh! your nipples getting harder stranger 0.0
You: lol, I don't know what to say
Stranger: it's okay miss.. just relax ;3 meow
Stranger: gently I lick your small breasts, following with soft bites into your nipples. ;3
You: lol don't bite hard
Stranger: I won't! ^^'
Stranger: I start sucking on your left nipple.. and slowly massaging your other breast
Stranger: do you like it miss?
You: lol I dunno
You: I just don't know what to do
Stranger: my right hand slowly moves downward
Stranger: just play with me kitty ;D
Stranger: feeling your buttcheeks..
The interesting thing is that the Cat lady continues on by her self, with very little encouragement from our friend, but we didnt want her to go, i mean this was good material so with a little coaxing our friend made some comments back.
You: can I feel where you pee?
Stranger: they are nice and soft miss ^^'
Stranger: sure If you want ^^'
You: lol feels nice
Stranger: I let her guide down there..
You: how do you want me to do it?
Stranger: Can you feel my love juices miss ;3
Stranger: I would love you.. to lick me down there.. :3
You: I've never done that!
Stranger: okay! but would you try it? :3 <3
You: I don't know lol. you try first?
Stranger: sure hon. I'll start :3 meowww
Stranger: my right hand feels between your legs.. it's starting to get wet miss!
Stranger: As my left hand keeps playing with your nipples <3 You: =)
Stranger: you start panting softly..
You: am I? Stranger: My head faces your neck..
Stranger: Hahah I guess not ;D Y
ou: I can't tell!
You: this is so different
Stranger: but do I please you miss? I answer,
Stranger: I suck on your neck, biting it verociously <3
You: mmhmmm
Stranger: as my hand gets working down on your lovely cunt, ;d <3
Stranger: love juices poor out of the young lady.. making it easier for me to enter my finger
for the sake of our readers sanity i should probably not ever post most of what happens next, but really, FUCK SANITY
Stranger: my finger is making upward and downward strokes in your vagina.. trying to reach for your cute g-spot ;d
Stranger: ahh I found it! <3
Stranger: I'll rub it for you miss ;d
Stranger: gently I start stimulating your g-spot...
Stranger: while I kiss you on the lips
You: mmmm
You: I'm all tingly
Stranger: you kiss so sweet!
Stranger: awwww cutey ;)
You: I've never kissed anyone before
Stranger: aww you must be so sweet I guess ^^'
Stranger: we start tonguekissing eachother as I start rubbing your g-spot more heavy
Stranger: I can hear your breathing gets heavier miss :3
Stranger: my thumb plays with your clitoris.. ;p
Stranger: as 2 of my fingers slide inside you
Stranger: so wet! You: mmm, be careful I cant fit anything too big
Stranger: I will miss. ;) Ill be very gentle with you..
Stranger: your g-spot feels as if its about to burst miss!
Stranger: and your clitoris got erect and blood is pumping through your private part <3
You: that can happen??
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: some girls can squirt..
Stranger: I cannot though..
Stranger: I start moving my face towards your vagina.
Stranger: oh do you shave or trim or?
You: um not really
Stranger: okayy ;) Stranger: I start feeling your lady garden
Stranger: it feels lovely miss..
Stranger: Let me eat you.. ;d
Stranger: y-you want me to ?
You: mmm sure
Stranger: I can smell your pheromones miss <3 you seem ready for sex already I whisper
Stranger: but I want to feel you down myself also . <3
Lady garden? really? It was about this time he finally got some pictures of this crazy chick though we all suspected they weren't really her as they looked way to proffessional.
Stranger: I start licking your inner and outer labias
Stranger: follow along with me miss ;3
You: following you =)
Stranger: f-feels good.. but be gentle at first!
Stranger: I need time to get fully aroused meowww
You: =) meowww
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: let me reveal your clitoris ones more..
Stranger: I start licking your clitoris with much passion <3
Stranger: ahh finger me gently miss! ;d Stranger: I clamp onto your left leg with two of my arms..
Stranger: starting to make my hips move against your soaking wet cunt ;p
You: I'm going to orgasm =)
Stranger: Can you hear the sloshing sounds!
Stranger: aww really? are you masturbating miss? <3
You: maybe =)
Stranger: cutey ;)
Stranger: I start moving my thighs faster.. and faster.. letting my erect clit hit yours
Stranger: our love juices mix and make lovely sloshing sounds.. <3 meowww You: here it comes Stranger: ahhh
You: are u going to?
Stranger: sure! lets come together miss!!
Stranger: ready when you are
Stranger: *shlick shlick shlick*
You: I'm ready
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: awww
Stranger: mjmm
Stranger: did you.. come? "3
You: yess
You: did you?
Stranger: almost!
Stranger: <3
Stranger: let me cum miss! You: go for it!!!
Stranger: talk to me miss >3
Stranger: dirty ;)
OK so this had basically gone on long enough, it was time for an exist stratergy, and the best bet was to confess to not being a 14 year old girl. the resoponse was....interesting.
You: I just busted a nut all over my keyboard so the keys are sticking
Stranger: asm
Stranger: hotttt
Stranger: <333
You: my cum is everywhere and my dick is starting to get hard again! amazing!
Stranger: AHH A SHEMALE ;P
You: and the penny drops =)
Stranger: lol so you just tricked me ;d
You: oh because you're not some 40 year old dude
Stranger: but you made me cum nevertheless ;)
and finally....
Stranger: have fun and grow up to be a fine.. man or woman lol
You: bye
Stranger: Xx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: DO RE MI
Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: asl?
Stranger: HIGHFIVE!
Stranger: 19 fem
Stranger: scotland
You: lol 14/f/usa
This is a pretty normal conversation starting point with both parties lying about both their age and their gender. But then things started to get abit weird
Stranger: Lets have a battle
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: *low jab*
Stranger: stranger got hit!
You: lol
You: I have no idea what u are doing
And then it just got worse
Stranger: Okay ^^'
Stranger: *gives you some milk* ;3
You: lol
You: thanks
You: I don't actually like milk all that much. only every now and then
Stranger: aha okay XD
Stranger: oh you dropped some milk on your shirt.. ;D
Stranger: I have a MJ mask.. btw
You: a what?
Stranger: Michael Jackson
You: lol that's kinda scary
Stranger: yes it is! xd
Stranger: planning to walk with it today
Stranger: outside
You: lol
Stranger: I wanna see the reactions
You: ppl are going to think u are crazy
Stranger: I am v_v XD
Stranger: and I dont care ;3
fyi, this was about 1 day after MJ passed away, and all ready "she" is making jokes about it, i mean come on... And then suddenly, the line that found the weirdnes line, and raped it behind a McDonalds....
Stranger: *approaches the stranger and licks the milk from her chest*
Stranger: meow
You: haha
Stranger: tastes good miss ;D
and it gets worse
Stranger: aww so you like girls also :d
You: haha I dunno
Stranger: :3!
Stranger: it looks some milk went into your bra miss... meow
You: lol
Stranger: I will get it now.. ;3
Stranger: gently I undo the stranger of her bra.. ;3
Stranger: 'ahh there it is!'
You: lol there what is?
Stranger: milk that you spilled ;D
Stranger: and of course.. your firm breasts.. v_v
Stranger: *licks up the milk from the strangerrrr*
Stranger: oh! your nipples getting harder stranger 0.0
You: lol, I don't know what to say
Stranger: it's okay miss.. just relax ;3 meow
Stranger: gently I lick your small breasts, following with soft bites into your nipples. ;3
You: lol don't bite hard
Stranger: I won't! ^^'
Stranger: I start sucking on your left nipple.. and slowly massaging your other breast
Stranger: do you like it miss?
You: lol I dunno
You: I just don't know what to do
Stranger: my right hand slowly moves downward
Stranger: just play with me kitty ;D
Stranger: feeling your buttcheeks..
The interesting thing is that the Cat lady continues on by her self, with very little encouragement from our friend, but we didnt want her to go, i mean this was good material so with a little coaxing our friend made some comments back.
You: can I feel where you pee?
Stranger: they are nice and soft miss ^^'
Stranger: sure If you want ^^'
You: lol feels nice
Stranger: I let her guide down there..
You: how do you want me to do it?
Stranger: Can you feel my love juices miss ;3
Stranger: I would love you.. to lick me down there.. :3
You: I've never done that!
Stranger: okay! but would you try it? :3 <3
You: I don't know lol. you try first?
Stranger: sure hon. I'll start :3 meowww
Stranger: my right hand feels between your legs.. it's starting to get wet miss!
Stranger: As my left hand keeps playing with your nipples <3 You: =)
Stranger: you start panting softly..
You: am I? Stranger: My head faces your neck..
Stranger: Hahah I guess not ;D Y
ou: I can't tell!
You: this is so different
Stranger: but do I please you miss? I answer,
Stranger: I suck on your neck, biting it verociously <3
You: mmhmmm
Stranger: as my hand gets working down on your lovely cunt, ;d <3
Stranger: love juices poor out of the young lady.. making it easier for me to enter my finger
for the sake of our readers sanity i should probably not ever post most of what happens next, but really, FUCK SANITY
Stranger: my finger is making upward and downward strokes in your vagina.. trying to reach for your cute g-spot ;d
Stranger: ahh I found it! <3
Stranger: I'll rub it for you miss ;d
Stranger: gently I start stimulating your g-spot...
Stranger: while I kiss you on the lips
You: mmmm
You: I'm all tingly
Stranger: you kiss so sweet!
Stranger: awwww cutey ;)
You: I've never kissed anyone before
Stranger: aww you must be so sweet I guess ^^'
Stranger: we start tonguekissing eachother as I start rubbing your g-spot more heavy
Stranger: I can hear your breathing gets heavier miss :3
Stranger: my thumb plays with your clitoris.. ;p
Stranger: as 2 of my fingers slide inside you
Stranger: so wet! You: mmm, be careful I cant fit anything too big
Stranger: I will miss. ;) Ill be very gentle with you..
Stranger: your g-spot feels as if its about to burst miss!
Stranger: and your clitoris got erect and blood is pumping through your private part <3
You: that can happen??
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: some girls can squirt..
Stranger: I cannot though..
Stranger: I start moving my face towards your vagina.
Stranger: oh do you shave or trim or?
You: um not really
Stranger: okayy ;) Stranger: I start feeling your lady garden
Stranger: it feels lovely miss..
Stranger: Let me eat you.. ;d
Stranger: y-you want me to ?
You: mmm sure
Stranger: I can smell your pheromones miss <3 you seem ready for sex already I whisper
Stranger: but I want to feel you down myself also . <3
Lady garden? really? It was about this time he finally got some pictures of this crazy chick though we all suspected they weren't really her as they looked way to proffessional.
Stranger: I start licking your inner and outer labias
Stranger: follow along with me miss ;3
You: following you =)
Stranger: f-feels good.. but be gentle at first!
Stranger: I need time to get fully aroused meowww
You: =) meowww
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: let me reveal your clitoris ones more..
Stranger: I start licking your clitoris with much passion <3
Stranger: ahh finger me gently miss! ;d Stranger: I clamp onto your left leg with two of my arms..
Stranger: starting to make my hips move against your soaking wet cunt ;p
You: I'm going to orgasm =)
Stranger: Can you hear the sloshing sounds!
Stranger: aww really? are you masturbating miss? <3
You: maybe =)
Stranger: cutey ;)
Stranger: I start moving my thighs faster.. and faster.. letting my erect clit hit yours
Stranger: our love juices mix and make lovely sloshing sounds.. <3 meowww You: here it comes Stranger: ahhh
You: are u going to?
Stranger: sure! lets come together miss!!
Stranger: ready when you are
Stranger: *shlick shlick shlick*
You: I'm ready
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: awww
Stranger: mjmm
Stranger: did you.. come? "3
You: yess
You: did you?
Stranger: almost!
Stranger: <3
Stranger: let me cum miss! You: go for it!!!
Stranger: talk to me miss >3
Stranger: dirty ;)
OK so this had basically gone on long enough, it was time for an exist stratergy, and the best bet was to confess to not being a 14 year old girl. the resoponse was....interesting.
You: I just busted a nut all over my keyboard so the keys are sticking
Stranger: asm
Stranger: hotttt
Stranger: <333
You: my cum is everywhere and my dick is starting to get hard again! amazing!
Stranger: AHH A SHEMALE ;P
You: and the penny drops =)
Stranger: lol so you just tricked me ;d
You: oh because you're not some 40 year old dude
Stranger: but you made me cum nevertheless ;)
and finally....
Stranger: have fun and grow up to be a fine.. man or woman lol
You: bye
Stranger: Xx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hey guys and girls.A few weeks ago my friend and I found a web site, www.omegle.com. The creaters of omegle have written a lovely description of what it is which i have stolen directly from the site
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.
The premise is very simple, an easy to understand interface that allows people to meet, without having to give out any details out that you dont want.
My friend and i have, since then, used these facts to basically abuse the service in every way possible. Since then we have met others who are like minded in their goals. Together we have become a force, that both fights the immorality of the site and perpetuates it.
We are The Omegle Crusaders.
these are out stories
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.
The premise is very simple, an easy to understand interface that allows people to meet, without having to give out any details out that you dont want.
My friend and i have, since then, used these facts to basically abuse the service in every way possible. Since then we have met others who are like minded in their goals. Together we have become a force, that both fights the immorality of the site and perpetuates it.
We are The Omegle Crusaders.
these are out stories
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