4chan Troll

G here, this is just one of those generic 4chan trolling moments that seems to plague omegle. This is no different to any other 4chan conversation, but i thought it served as a good example of how they are for people who are fortunate enough to never have met one :). So i disguise myself as a vaguely illiterate teenager to milk some of his more "out-there" opinions.

Stranger: hello
You: hi!
Stranger: aids anyone?
You: what do u mean?
You: aids?
You: like the disease?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you want aids?
You: i dont have aids
You: oh
You: no
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: it is fun
You: because it makes you get spots
You: and u can die
Stranger: ahhh... do you have anybody around you who has aids?
You: no
Stranger: how do you know about them spots?
You: tom hanks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: australia
Stranger: ahh good
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger: youngster
You: no :P
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: you cant drink
You: i can too
Stranger: it is illegal, you can go to prison for that
You: you cant
Stranger: yes you can. they they pass you aids in prison. be careful.
You: only if its not on private land
You: y u always talk of aids?!
Stranger: why not? it is fun...
Stranger: and who likes tom hanks anyway??? i am glad he died of aids.
You: oh no
You: he is a nice man
Stranger: he is homosexual.
Stranger: he is burning in hell right now.
You: no only in that movie
You: gays dont burn in hell!
Stranger: no it is true.
Stranger: i have gay friend who died and he is burning in hell since that time. he sends me messages via mind-link.
You: u r very strange
Stranger: they burn in hell in order to heat the heaven. you know otherwise you can catch cold in heaven. it is a cold palce.
You: heaven doesnt need gays to burn
You: god can heat them
Stranger: well he sinners get burned in giant burners, they heat the water which circulates in the radiators of the heaven.
Stranger: believe or not. it is that simple.
You: u sound smart but i dont think thats true
You: if that were true they would burn coal like we do not gays
Stranger: there is no coal in heaven. coal is an earth mineral, not heaven's.
You: why cant they burn other ppl then?
You: like hitler
You: or terrorists
Stranger: they burn them as well. all the sinners.
You: lol u try very hard to say everyone is a sinner but i dont think like this
Stranger: 1. sinners get burned in hell
2. heat produced from sinners, boil the water of the heaven's radiators
3. heaven gets warm
4. ???
5. profit
You: what is step 4
Stranger: it is the transition stage. between 3 and 5.
You: why do they need profit
You: they are heaven
Stranger: profit is the meaning of the eternity.
You: u speak very strangely
You: like shakespeare except very wrong
Stranger: because i am trolling you
You: trolling?
Stranger: yeah... making fun of you.
You: y would u make fun of me?
Stranger: why not...
You: thats stupid
Stranger: sorry

It had reached that time when I couldn't take anymore. I had to end it, and personally, I think I handled it with aplomb.

You: Oh for fuck's sake kid!
You: Start cybering so I can start wanking, all this foreplay is fucking retarded.
Stranger: go to the burners
Stranger: move along
You: Quit that and start talking that little girl crap that you trolls always do.
You: Seriously, if I don't bust this eager nut soon heads are gonna roll!
Stranger: dude i am older than you...
and i am from the internet. nothing can hurt me.
You: I wouldn't be so sure of any of that.
You: At least, not the first one.
Stranger: come on man it is getting cooler in here, get in to the burners...
You: If I keep playing along with your retarded 4chan shit, will you start talking like a little bitch so I can finally get my wank on?
Stranger: you can wank to that omega on the upper left corner.
Stranger: have fun with your aids, asshole.
You: What’s the matter?
You: Did I ruin your fun?
You: Go on and cry like it hurts.
You: Cry for daddy baby.
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.